When life hands you lemons, slash them with limes

• The episode of Scrubs with Colin Farrell is one of my all-time favorite things ever.

• I have gotten to the beginning of the Luke/Lorelai romance in my Gilmore Girls rewatch. I don't think I can overstate how much I love them together, especially in the beginning. There's just something about the way he watches her, with this smile like he can't believe how lucky he is, but also a little bit pleased/smug at how she responds to him and it's so sexy and HOT and glorious glorious payoff after seasons of UST and build-up. *___* I don't think I've ever felt so betrayed by a show as when they fucked that all up. (I probably won't rewatch S6 and S7...)

• Related to the above - I think I had a dream that Luke was my boyfriend (and/or I was Lorelai). It was pretty awesome, ngl.

• I have had an earache for the past day and a half, which is not awesome. I spent half the evening last night with the heating pad on it, but really, there's not much that I know to do. *pouts* It makes me grumpy.

• Oh! Oh! You know what else I love? What Not to Wear!! It is so awesome and fantastic and Stacy and Clinton are hilarious and sarcastic, but you can tell that they really want to empower people and it makes me all ♥___♥ Sometimes it makes me cry and/or smile a lot.

• Is it possible to get porned out?

• A friend came over Thursday night, and we watched Inception (FINALLY, okay?). It was conceptually awesome and visually very cool. I don't foresee myself becoming fannishly interested in it, but it was very enjoyable.

Okay, I think that's it for now. I need more coffee...

I was going to write a big post about why the moving process sucks - the transition of a space from your home to this chaotic, then empty place you're staying until you leave. But I'm too tired for that so I'll just stick with "Moving sucks!" As many times as I've done it, it doesn't ever suck any less.

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Today I had to put whipped cream in my coffee because I am out of half & half. No milk, but I have two full cans of whipped cream. And randomly got the Picture Pages song stuck in my head.

My life is weird right now.

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Conversation I had with my roommate last week:

Me: The internet is being boring. It's like it knows that I have stuff to do and is thwarting my procrastination attempts.

Roommate: You should call the boss of the internet and complain. [beat] I guess you would email the boss of the internet.

Me: Yeah. The boss of the internet doesn't want to talk to you IRL.

SO, because I need the occasional distraction from packing- A meme!

Ask me my Top Five Whatevers. Fannish or literary or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! Fandoms, ice cream flavours, cartoon moments, women/men in my fandoms, OTPs, ideal holiday destinations, goals for the future, celebrity crushes, books I wish would be made into movies, love songs, etc. And I will answer them all in a new entry.

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I am three episodes from the end of S3 of SPN. I'm a little worried that I'll get through S4 before S5 gets here. Sometimes it's hard to be me, I know.

There's this whole dessert week thing going on at work and tomorrow is my day to bring something in. I am bringing brownies. True, they are pretty much the easiest dessert ever, but also, I really like brownies. They might just be my favorite dessert. And I added mint chocolate chips to make them all festive and shit. WHATEVER, IT'S VALID!

I had a hilarious conversation with my mom today, in which I was mocking her for repeating her stories (mocking is love in my family) and she was like, "Okay, fine. I'm just not going to tell you!" and I was like, "OH NOES, THE SUSPENSE SHALL KILL ME" and she was like, "Nope, I'm not going to say a word" and I was like "CRUEL, CRUEL WOMAN! HOW WILL I SLEEP AT NIGHT?" and so on and so forth and it made me laugh a lot.

So I was like, "I am in a much better mood! I'm good!" and then I went to the store to get brownie fixings and almost cried in the parking lot because of jerkface drivers. Ummmm, okay! Someone needs a nap.

My plan now is to watch all the Chrismukkah episodes of the OC. There is no resisting Seth's Chrismukkah spirit! I think S4 might be my favorite.

Also, here is comment stories of the Dean/Castiel variety that I wrote to cheer kadiel_krieger a couple of weeks ago. Just because! ( Featuring brat!Sam )

OKAY I HAVE TO GO CHECK ON MY BROWNIES NOW!

Yesterday I spent most of the day angry and feeling VERY SORRY for myself (fun fact: I do not deal well with feeling embarrassed. If I am reminded of a time when I embarrassed myself horribly, even if it's been awhile, it's as bad as if it just happened. Beware wounded Aries pride...). It happens sometimes.

But then I went to Happy Hour with my girls and one of them had TOTALLY AWESOME news to share and it was great!!!

Then I woke up at three a.m. feeling horrible and vommity. (fun fact #2: this is why I don't drink.)

So I'm feeling quite angry about having to work today. I would rather curl up in bed for another six hours or so. Bleh. But, hey! New show tonight!!

In the meantime, here's that meme going around (ganked from rhythmsextion) because, well, because! (All my fic can be found in my master post):

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

Annnnnnnnd, now I'm totally going to be late for work. POOR POOR ME!!! Whatever, it's Thursday.