When life hands you lemons, slash them with limes

All my stories are now archived at storiesimadeup (the masterlist for that can be found here), so you can find everything* there! But I haven't deleted the stuff originally posted here, so here's is a quick reference to all of my fic**:

( Supernatural Fic )

( Supernatural Coda Fics )

( CW RPS )

( Other )

( Original Fiction )

( Metaish )

* The exception to this is unfinished WiPs. They are all still here, but not over there.

**I am not always so great about keeping this super up-to-date, but my "stories i make up" tag covers all fic that I write.

Title: On the Shores of the Great Lake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Word Count: 11,000
Warnings: Adult content
Spoilers: Vague S5 spoilers
Summary: The problem with the war between Heaven and Hell is that it’s never actually over. The problem with being one of God’s chosen warriors is that you can always get called back into the fray.

Author notes: Written for deancas_xmas (additional author notes at the end). I'm re-posting it here because unmasking was this evening and I'm OCD like that. *grins*

Thank you so much to aggybird, ethrosdemon and pikasafire for audiencing and beta duties. ♥

( On the Shores of the Great Lake )

Title: When It's Done
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5k
Summary: Dean's not sure he and Sam have a beginning.

Notes: Thanks to fish_echo and kadiel_krieger for audiencing and jay_jay for the beta. With any luck, most of the truly embarrassing typos are taken care of.

ETA: AND NOW THERE IS PODFIC!! By the awesomely awesome sadcypress (She went and made the story like a thousand times better in the reading of it, I swear!). It can also be found here and here at general_jinjur's archive. I'm more than a little bit dorkily excited about it. *grins*

( When It's Done )

Title: Though There's Nothing Left To Say
Genre: Wincest (Sam/Dean)
Spoilers: Through 5x02
Rating: R
Word Count: 1165
Summary: The first time Dean kisses Sam, he whispers, "This won't last forever."
Author's Notes: Ridiculous AN are ridiculous.

( Though There's Nothing Left To Say )

Okay, this is what I wrote over vacation. I expect we'll return to your regularly scheduled crackfic programming shortly.

Title: From The Start (It Fell Apart)
Genre: Gen, though there are overtones, depending on your inclinations
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Through S4 (though nothing too specific)
Warnings: None that I can think of
Summary: The first time Dean ever fancied himself in love, he was just old enough to be completely stupid about it.

(  From The Start (It Fell Apart) )

I have been in a fairly foul mood the past couple of days for various reasons. Mostly I blame hormones. Anyway, generally I am able to amuse myself fairly easily (I believe my awesome mutant superpower is my ability to keep myself highly entertained most of the time). However, when I am ANGRY BEAR, this becomes less easy to accomplish.

Today, I had to stoop to a ridiculous level to make myself laugh. So I share with you, because I can. Half of this was written in email. The absurdity of the following is inversely proportional to how stompy and rage-filled I was earlier, JSYK!!!

( Dean wakes up a dog )

So, like three years ago I had a job where a) I could access the internet at work and b) I would write shit like this to amuse myself (and my friends) throughout the day. I found this sitting in the notes section of my e-mail, and I thought, what the hell? Because it still amuses me. I'm pretty sure I never posted it anywhere.

***

( Dean knew something had happened right away. )

"When the Levee Breaks" Coda that was jossed almost immediately. Ah, well.

(  Castiel was assigned to Dean Winchester for a reason. )

Works as an "On the Head of a Pin" coda. Vaguely slashy overtones if you're so inclined. Otherwise it's gen.


( Castiel likes to watch Dean Winchester sleep. )