Steak, you say?

[errant_jane]

This afternoon at work, Odious Coworker was talking loudly on the phone (this takes up a large chunk of her day, akshually) and she kept saying "steak". IDEFK what she was talking about because I try and tune her out as much as possible (self-defense) but she was all, "Blah blah steak blah steak blah blah blah STEAK STEAK STEAK and I was like, "OMG I WANT NOMMY MEATFOODS NOW!!!"

So when I got home I went to my across-the-street fancy, fabulous restaurant (where everybody knows my name!) and ordered fancy steakfoods to go, brought it home and changed into my pjs and had steaks and mashed potatoes on the couch whilst watching SPN again. Me FTW? I THINK SO!!!

I think I shall spend the rest of the evening snuggling in a pile of blankets on the couch and reading fluffy fic (J2 probs) until I am ready to pass out and then I will go to bed and sleep for approximately fourteen hours or so. \o/ It is, perhaps, a little sad how excited I am about these Friday night plans.

Anyway, it's entirely possible that fayemeadows has sold me on a new OTP: Dean/Ham.

Okay, okay, I know what you're going to say. Dean/Pie has been around since the beginning!! It's practically canon!! But you cannot deny the white-hot chemistry of Dean/Ham. I'm not saying that one is more right than the other, it's just a matter of whether you prefer sweet or savory. Dean was definitely digging the savory last night. In front of Sam, even!!

Now I just have to decide if I want Dean/Ham (Sam) voyeur fic or Dean/Ham/hand-buzzer dubcon...

Comments

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

*GASP*

THOSE ARE MY FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS, YOU COPYING COPYCAT.

Dean/Ham is made of delicious win.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

WELL CLEARLY WE ARE BOTH AWESOME ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SAME PLANS!! Or maybe I'm stalking you...

It is!! Throw in some cheese and it might be the best thing ever. y/y?

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

YES YES SOME NOMMY WEST COUNTRY CHEDDAR WITH BEERY MUSTARD OH GOD YES

Dammit now I am starving. *sobs*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, there is, perhaps, a drawback to foodporn?

[minim_calibre]

If you want to go savory, you could have Dean/Ham/Pie all rolled into one nice little pastry.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

So, what you're saying is go straight for the kinky threesomes?

[minim_calibre]

Pretty much, yep.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

i was going to im you but you have your shit off

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

IT IS ON NOW, PANTS!!

[thevinegarworks.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a fabulous night. Save for the whole meat part, for me, but still. MASHED POTATOESSSSS. ♥

Lolololol Dean/ham is my new OTP too! I screamed it through the house at my sister last night. She was all "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN" and I was like "BUT IT'S SO CANON AND THE PIE THING HAS BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH BY FANDOM" and she was like "O OK DEN."

Yeah.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

ngl, I was actively fantasizing about this plan through my last hour of work. I have planned a brilliant seduction of myself!!

Exactly. I plan on demanding Dean/Ham from fandom at large. Like, maybe now!Dean/ham/future!Dean. Or Dean/Ham/Bacon. Then maybe some Dean/Ham domestic fic, because that's always fun. You gotta mix it up, y'know?

[thevinegarworks.livejournal.com]

Would that make Pie the jilted, pining lover with a chip on its shoulder um, crust?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

IDK, I think maybe Dean will always come back to pie in the end. You know, because no matter how tasty the meal, it doesn't feel complete without the pie. But maybe Pie withholds its fillings for awhile? (OKAY, I CAN'T HELP IT, I'm a sucker for the angst!)

Man, now I want to write Dean/Pie/Ice Cream. What is it with me and food threesomes?

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

I would read this! I would, actually, read most-to-all of the fics mentioned here. But I came from SGA and I like to read me some crack :)

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

*eyes you suspiciously* I feel like you're trying to trick me here...

[thevinegarworks.livejournal.com]

Yep, I just made a Cas=pie connection. OTP: dominating Vin's thought processes since 2008.

Clearly the only solution is to write Dean/Ham foreplay, and save Dean/Pie/Ice Cream as the ~main course~. Because we all know dessert is the whole point of the meal anyway.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Ha! WITNESS MY SHOCKED FACE!!! O.O *grins*

Clearly the only solution is to write Dean/Ham foreplay, and save Dean/Pie/Ice Cream as the ~main course~.

I came dangerously close to writing something like this on Saturday. I fear myself sometimes.

[kriari.livejournal.com]

I have a fuzzy blanket and quesadillas!

I am also insane :)

Good luck with J2 readings, bb.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I have a fuzzy blanket and a tummy full of meat foods!! I'm pretty set.

Thanks! I shall triumph!! Or something...

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

LOL

I have to admit though, watching Dean go at it had me craving some handbuzzer ham...

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Hee! He was just so pleased about it!!

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

NOMNOMNOM, DELICIOUS STEAKFOODS! And SPN! I like the sound of your Friday night.

Mine is leftovers and chores and seeing if there's a Psych up that I haven't seen yet and then to bed early. I think our evenings tonight might be cousins or something.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

IT IS A GREAT WAY TO SPEND A FRIDAY!!!

Sometimes you need to roll like that. You can't be a rock star every weekend. Unless, y'know, you're an actual rock star. But I seriously don't know how those guys do it, tbqh.

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

so begins the shipping wars between the Piestars and the Hamlovers that will rip this fandom apart. I hope F_W is ready for this.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Oh, it'll be EPIC!!

Did you ever notice that the thing all of these ship wars have in common is Dean? Maybe fandom would be a more peaceful place if he weren't such a ginormous manwhore.

[ukshewolfe.livejournal.com]

I think Dean/Ham/handbuzzer dubcon is just about the sexiest thing ever and The Ham Tops ;D

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Hee! The Ham always tops!! It goes Ham-> Hand Buzzer-> Dean. Poor Dean!!