Seems unnecessarily dickish to me...

[errant_jane]

So I was checking out Brezsnyscopes for this week, and after I was done with mine, I decided to check out Sam and Dean's. As you do. Here's what Sam's says:

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

What is the "soul," anyway? Is it a ghostly blob of magic stuff within us that keeps us connected to the world of dreams and the divine realms? Is it an amorphous metaphor for the secret source of our spiritual power? Is it a myth that people entertain because they desperately want to believe there's more to them than just their physical bodies? Here's what I think: The soul is a perspective that pushes us to go deeper and see further and live wilder. It's what drives our imagination to flesh out our raw experience, transforming that chaotic stuff into rich storylines that animate our love of life. With the gently propulsive force of the soul, we probe beyond the surface level of things, working to find the hidden meaning and truer feeling. I'm bringing this up, Taurus, because it is Celebrate the Soul Week for you.

Dean is not amused, but Sam doesn't really get why.

And for balance, here's Dean's:

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)

The Sanskrit word buddhi refers to the part of us that adores the truth. It's good at distinguishing between what's real and what's false, and is passionately attracted to liberation. Although it may go into long periods of dormancy in some of us, buddhi never falls asleep completely. It's always ready to jump into action if we call on it. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Aquarius, the buddhi aspect of your psyche will be extra special big strong and bright in the coming week. In my opinion, that's better than winning the lottery.

It's like the universe is totally fucking with them. Crowley thinks it's hilarious.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

So astrology only works if you believe in it? Like Tinkerbelle?

I feel Dean's probably as much of a skeptic as I am (also: I was already told that all Aquariuses are like that, so self-fulfilling scenario there, I guess).

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I like to think that astrology is less like Tinkerbell, more like the rhythm-- sooner or later it's going to get you...