Seems unnecessarily dickish to me...

[errant_jane]

So I was checking out Brezsnyscopes for this week, and after I was done with mine, I decided to check out Sam and Dean's. As you do. Here's what Sam's says:

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

What is the "soul," anyway? Is it a ghostly blob of magic stuff within us that keeps us connected to the world of dreams and the divine realms? Is it an amorphous metaphor for the secret source of our spiritual power? Is it a myth that people entertain because they desperately want to believe there's more to them than just their physical bodies? Here's what I think: The soul is a perspective that pushes us to go deeper and see further and live wilder. It's what drives our imagination to flesh out our raw experience, transforming that chaotic stuff into rich storylines that animate our love of life. With the gently propulsive force of the soul, we probe beyond the surface level of things, working to find the hidden meaning and truer feeling. I'm bringing this up, Taurus, because it is Celebrate the Soul Week for you.

Dean is not amused, but Sam doesn't really get why.

And for balance, here's Dean's:

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)

The Sanskrit word buddhi refers to the part of us that adores the truth. It's good at distinguishing between what's real and what's false, and is passionately attracted to liberation. Although it may go into long periods of dormancy in some of us, buddhi never falls asleep completely. It's always ready to jump into action if we call on it. According to my reading of the astrological omens, Aquarius, the buddhi aspect of your psyche will be extra special big strong and bright in the coming week. In my opinion, that's better than winning the lottery.

It's like the universe is totally fucking with them. Crowley thinks it's hilarious.

Comments

[de-nugis.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious. Crowley definitely wrote those.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I laughed when I read it. To be fair, he enjoys jerking them around.

[samantha890.livejournal.com]

that is so weird, and such a strange coincidence that they're speaking about a soul when Sam doesn't have one... wtf

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Right? It made me laugh.

[samantha890.livejournal.com]

Definitely...

[elliemurasaki.livejournal.com]

I'm generally constant in the belief that astrology is bullshit for entertainment purposes, BUT THEN.

...well, it's still entertaining, so my belief is unshaken.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I actually find Brezsny's horoscopes more often relevant than not. YMMV, of course.

I was amused.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

When was this? I haven't felt especially celestial lately.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

That's because you don't believe in astrology. The celestial shuns the non-believer. SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNS!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

So astrology only works if you believe in it? Like Tinkerbelle?

I feel Dean's probably as much of a skeptic as I am (also: I was already told that all Aquariuses are like that, so self-fulfilling scenario there, I guess).

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I like to think that astrology is less like Tinkerbell, more like the rhythm-- sooner or later it's going to get you...

[dr-ducktator.livejournal.com]

I always get excited because Dean is 3 days younger than I am. For some reason it totally delights me that he (A FICTIONAL CHARACTER) and I are so close in age.

Clearly I need help.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Hee!! I think that's fair. I get excited because I'm two years older than Sam and two years younger than Dean. Mmmm, Winchester sandwich...

[ancastar.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh! How perfect!!

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Right? I admit, I may have done a seal clap of delight when I read it.

[kriari.livejournal.com]

*SNERK*

Crowley is the best possible explanation, no doubt.

Why the hell is Brezsny mocking the boys? Bad Brezsny, bad. Only not. Because HI-larious.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Well, CLEARLY Crowley messed with the horoscopes and then planted them in the middle of the obits. Highlighted in pink, because he's not overly confident in the Winchesters' ability to pick up on the brilliant subtleties he puts so much work into.

It's also possible that I'm very easily amused. ^.^ I'm sure this comes as a shock.

[kriari.livejournal.com]

One must maintain a healthy sense of skepticism when one is King of Hell, you know. Of course, he thought the Winchesters were morons long, long before that happened. Poor unappreciated British(ish) demon.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

True enough. Demon's gotta get his lolz where he can and, to be fair, the Winchesters provide such endless fodder. That sort of temptation is hard to resist. And Crowley doesn't really have any motivation to resist temptation in the first place.

[shakespearsgrl2.livejournal.com]

This amuses me SO MUCH.

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

Best cosmic joke ever, that horoscope for Sam!

Crowley totes runs that site.