Survey Says: *grabby hands*

[errant_jane]

Right, so due to the laws of the internets, now that I have proclaimed lurker status for the immediate future, I must spam you with things. But, really, there are IMPORTANT THINGS to discuss!

First of all, the soccer!Jensen pictures (Ha! I wrote a story like that!)? Jensen Ackles = "Hottest ever" or "HOMG UNF UNF WANT TO LICK"?

Wait, reports are coming in from the libido that with these pics, Jensen has topped JDM* as my #1 pervy fantasy fodder.** Can we get a judge's ruling on that? Yes... Judgment in Jensen's favor.

JDM, would you care to respond? I must say, the combo of sweaty soccer-playing and the defined hip lines are gonna be a tough combo to beat.

I've completely forgotten what the second thing was. Brb, perving on Jensen forever.

Seriously. Seriously! So many dirty thoughts happening right now, I don't even know which one to focus on! HALP HALP!!

* "Topped" as in "moved into first place". Obviously.

**Sorry, Jared. ILU, but I generally don't straight-up perv on you. Now Sam OTOH...

Comments

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

OMG. So so hot. Absolutely delicious and hot. There's something about guys playing soccer, and something about JENSEN WITHOUT A SHIRT.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?!? I kind of want to bite on him. Just a little. And lick him... Computer screen tastes like dust.

Srsly, how does he exist with all his hotness?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Those pictures were the first thing I saw when I checked LJ at the bus stop and it totally made my day. (Also, I spent the three minutes at the bus stop desperately praying for the bus to be running late so they could finish downloading on my iPod. Score one for NJ Transit being unreliable!)

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I may or may not have scrolled through all the pictures several times and pawed at my computer screen). Just when you think Jensen couldn't get any hotter...

[wendy.livejournal.com]

HAHA, now I see that we were talking about two different stories in that other post and I feel VERY LAME. Sorry!

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

NO NO!!! I was talking about the other one in your lj! Or, well, both, really. *g* Seriously, you kind of made my day!

[mysticwaters.livejournal.com]

Those hip lines....seriously. My eyes just seem to look RIGHT THERE every time! UNF, Jensen. Just UNFFFFF.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO BITE HIM THERE! Ummm, *koff* I mean...

*sighs* Yeah, no. That's pretty much exactly what I meant. Jensen = OM NOM NOM.

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

I DEMAND SEWATY JDM./JENSEN SOCCER FOLLOWED BY SEX - that way everyone is happy. I mean - why choose?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

YOU RAISE A FAIR POINT! Excuse me while I ponder that for awhile... *eyes glaze over*

[rhythmsextion]

Okay, one thing that keeps popping into my head upon seeing this pictures (uhm, aside from the obvious, of course) is how PAINFUL it would be to play soccer without shin guards. But that's possibly because I'm a total clutz and have a history of breaking toes while playing that game. I need all the protection I can get!

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

now that I have proclaimed lurker status for the immediate future, I must spam you with things.

Dude, I hate that law of the internets! It trips me up all the time!

*stealth!hugs* (what, I'm lurking right now, of course they're stealthy!)

Heh, with all your talk of perving and topping, I'm reminded of this ficlet: http://moragmacpherson.livejournal.com/49865.html

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Is it weird that I actually find the photos of him all snuggled up in his winter coat hotter? I guess I like the idea of unwrapping;)
Having said that: I too am in awe of the hiplines.

Oooh, I recently watched The Accidental Husband again. Will have to make screencaps of the football game JDM was in. (I refuse to use the s-word; it's a game where you kick the ball with your feet, hence football;)
I'm not a fan of sports in general, but I love seeing people having a good time:)

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

OH GOD HOLS I FELT NOTHING. NOTHING. A VAGUE SENSE OF INTEREST AT BEST.

this is a tragedy beyond measure.