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From emails:

[livejournal.com profile] elizah_jane: I need to find my zen before I try and sleep.

[livejournal.com profile] rhythmsextion: Perhaps your zen is behind the couch. That's the first place I would look.

[livejournal.com profile] elizah_jane: I have been on the couch all afternoon! Maybe I'm sitting on it!!
[livejournal.com profile] rhythmsextion: I bet you totally are. Check in between the cushions!
[livejournal.com profile] elizah_jane: Dammit! Squished down there with the blankets!!
[livejournal.com profile] rhythmsextion: At least you found it!
[livejournal.com profile] elizah_jane: Well. Sort of. It's all wrinkled and there's a suspicious stain...
[livejournal.com profile] rhythmsextion: ... It sounds like your zen is a fuzzy blanket with a come stain. Interesting!
[livejournal.com profile] elizah_jane: That is a surprisingly apt metaphor for how it feels at the moment, actually.

***

Okay, so I'm not a big fan of the anonmeme. The stuff I've found about me over there has been, for the most part, positive. However, there have also been many hateful things said about people I quite love and adore. But then sometimes, when there is serious business at hand, they do good work. Amidst all of the petty wank. It's a mixed bag, you see.

All of which is to say, generally I avoid it. Sometimes I can't help myself and I skim it. Today it provided some much-needed levity in the form of this thread. Specifically:

Some readers are frightened by the insatiable animal attraction that JDM inspires, and in the shame of their overwhelming desires, they reject them.

Embrace the Sir, dear readers. Embrace him.


I laughed hard, no lie. Even if it is mocking my not-even-thinly-veiled fetishization of JDM's UNF UNF YIS PLZ manliness (I honestly can't tell), thank you, nonnies. I needed that. I hope you don't mind the resulting iconage.

Sigh. Early bed times are not happening, I think. I guess I'll find some fic to read instead. I haven't been reading since I started my BB. My bookmark folder is a little bit scary at this point...

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
Wait. Are they hating on ME?

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
We're talking about ME NOW, Kassie. Keep up.

WRT hating on people I love, I just meant in general. I haven't actually seen anything recently.

More importantly, how is JDM so hot? Srsly.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
It's ok, I know that they just think I'm 65 (true story).

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAAAAAAAA, RLY? ♥ I lol'd irl.

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
Yeah, my userinfo has a fake bd and the people on the anonmeme thought it was real and were holding me up as a good example of a cool old person.

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
Oh god. I'm so amused. OTOH, you're kind of like a little old lady. Don't front, I've been in the car with you.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
I'm not gonna lie, I was retarded about this for awhile. Why can't everything I read on the Internet just be TRUE?

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com
OH GOD the artwork. It is all things good and right and true in the world.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
It's GLORIOUS, right?

Apparently JDM is part wookie.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] egotists.livejournal.com
...LOL.
that's not bizarre at all.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
NGL, the entire thread makes me laugh so hard. The gentle, italicized insistence on Sir's appeal? HILARIOUS! ♥

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Date: 2010-06-17 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
No lie, I have always found JDM attractive, but your big bang was the first time I was like "...OH. Wait. YES PLEASE."

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Date: 2010-06-17 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
That makes me happier than it probably should...

I was sincerely surprised to discover that there were people who didn't find him 'UNF UNF YES PLEASE' hot. I have to wonder if it's at least partially an age thing (as in, older fans are more likely to find him attractive than the 25 and under crowd).

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Oh, I think it's very much an age thing for a lot of people. Ten years ago I would have thought a guy his age was very attractive...for an old guy. Now I'm all Oh, hello, come to mama!

Also, seriously, I do NOT have a daddy kink whatsoever, but I very much agreed with Jensen in your story. Like, a LOT. (If you want to write timestamps about that particular part of your big bang, I would be very encouraging! With pom poms, even!)

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Date: 2010-06-17 02:50 am (UTC)
rhythmsextion: ([j2] mmmmmporn)
From: [personal profile] rhythmsextion
I WOULD LIKE TO ADD MY AGREEMENT HERE.

Shit, I'm gonna need to start a fucking LIST for all the timestamps I want.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Maybe we should just send her a spreadsheet?

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 02:58 am (UTC)
rhythmsextion: ([j2] jared has no filter)
From: [personal profile] rhythmsextion
I'm thinking more like, Dear Santa...

Except that asking Santa for porn is inherently disturbing.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Yes. There's daddy kinks and then there's...that.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
I agree 100%

Ahahaha! My daddy kink is pretty JDM-specific. Timestamps of what? Random Jensen/JDM pornage?

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Timestamps of what? Random Jensen/JDM pornage?

Well. Yes? although I am easy to please. Timestamps in general make me happy, porn is a bonus. A very happy bonus, as it were.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Also your icon is awesome.

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Date: 2010-06-17 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertee.livejournal.com
I would like to blame lack of taste rather than age - I'm, like, half his age and am have been on the "UNF UNF YES PLEASE" bandwagon for years now. :P

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
Heeeee!! Fair enough. I think I, too, have been onboard the JDM train since S1. But the "ew body hair!" part makes me think there is an age factor going on. I mean, not that I don't appreciate a smooth-chested Jensen as much as the next girl, but...

I'm sorry, where was I?

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aggybird.livejournal.com
Hahaha, Oh, your BB left me so torn! I was sad to see JDM go. Jared is great and all, but he's not my daddy.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
Ahahahaaa!!! I laughed.

For reals, though! What IS IT about him? My explanation of his appeal goes to x-rated pretty fast. WTH, JDM? HOW SO UNF UNF!?!?!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-17 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kriari.livejournal.com
There is not enough UNF in the solar system for Mister Morgan. I still owe you a newsletter I think.

Or possibly two, I've lost count.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
OMG RIGHT? the insatiable animal attraction that JDM inspires INDEED!!!

I was completely gobsmacked to discover that some people are, in fact, not attracted to him. Still trying to wrap my mind around that one.

Encyclopedia set, perhaps? Though mine might just be filled with a lot of "UNF UNF" and "YES PLEASE!!"

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-18 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radiophile.livejournal.com
I am such a huge supporter of JDM/Jensen it's not even funny. They are second only to Jared/Jensen to me~ XD Which is why your Big Bang felt like it was MADE FOR ME because omg so much JDM/Jensen goodness but ultimately it was all about the ~*J2*~ ;D <3333333

ROFL THAT THREAD. Sometimes nonnies get it 100% right ;)

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-22 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
There is just something incredibly, mind-meltingly sexy about them. There should be more in the world!!! (Naw!! ♥!!)

INORITE?!? It seriously made me laugh so hard!! I am laughing just thinking about it, tbqh.

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Date: 2010-06-21 09:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hay, I'm the nonnie you quoted! :D

I just wanted to let you know that I was not in the least making fun of you. Sir is a fucking beast and you wrote him to be so massively hot in your BB. (Very sad to see him go.) You are one of my favorite writers, so I'm glad I was able to make you laugh. :)

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-22 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
OMG HI HILARIOUS!NONNIE!!

Aww, thanks!! I didn't think so, but sometimes it is hard to tell on the internet. *beams* THANK YOU!!! That kinda makes my day, ngl. ♥ You made me laugh A LOT, so thank you for that!!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-21 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maichan.livejournal.com
Oh hey, now that I've just stalked the rest of your LJ like a total creeper, I'm commenting to say I'm friending you BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVSLY JUST TOO AWESOME FOR WORDS.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-22 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
Who doesn't love a good stalking every now and then? AHHAHA, THANK YOU AND HI, NEW FRIEND!!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-22 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maichan.livejournal.com
Fine, fine, I'll come out of the bushes now and stalk you in plain sight!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-06-22 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
You have some branches in your hair...

Ha! Appropriate icon is appropriate!!

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