The icon is ironic, you see...

[errant_jane]

I am feeling very out-of-sorts with the world at large today. I blame the lack of sunshine. This is not what I signed on for, Tennessee. You're on notice.

However, I did get some good news this afternoon (if it does, in fact, come to pass) so I'm feeling cautiously optimistic.

My Brezsnyscope for this week is as follows:

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Hate leaves ugly scars," wrote author Mignon
McLaughlin, but "love leaves beautiful ones." If I'm reading the
astrological omens correctly, Aries, you're scheduled to receive at least
one of the beautiful kind of scars in the coming months -- maybe even
two or three. In fact, I think they'll be such lovely booboos that they will
markedly add to your overall attractiveness. Rarely if ever have you been
privileged to hurt as good as you will in 2010 -- thanks to the benevolent
jolts of love. Happy Valentine Daze!

I HOPE YOU ARE CORRECT, MR. BREZSNY!

Ahahahhaha, I'm so LAME. Whatever.

Also, thanks to serialkarma for the heads up on this: Uniporn. So horrifying and delightful, I can't look away...

Comments

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Two or three? Damn, are all us Aries gonna be PLAYAAAAAS or what?

I would love if my scar refers to falling in love with a Unicorn disguised as a human man only to discover we cannot be together for magical reasons and he turns into moonbeams on the waves and disappears and sometimes I look at the full moon and weep. I may or may not carry his child.

Also, EFF YOU CAN'T UNSEE NOOOOOO