Like a magic eightball in the sky...

[errant_jane]

Disclaimer: KASSIE! This post is not relevant to any of your interests.

Moving on! kadiel_krieger did a post on Jensen/Misha through an astrological lens, so I thought I'd do a corresponding Jared/Jensen one. Not because I'm being contrary, but because that is what I'm currently writing. So! A couple of relevant quotes from Linda Goodmans Love Signs:

The Fish (Jensen) and the Crab (Jared) walk along together, working, playing or conversing to the rhythm of the harmonious 5-9 Sun Sign Pattern melody. [...] The sympathetic attraction is often instant and remarkable. They seem to understand each other better than they understand other mortals- certainly better than other mortals understand them.

[...]

One of the major dangers of this otherwise smooth and extraordinarily sympathetic 5-9 association is the danger of alcohol and drugs- or the lesser "escape" of daydreaming and procrastination. The drinking encouraged by an excessive social life can lure the Crab and Fish into waters over both their heads, and they must constantly be on the guard against the seductive beckoning pleasures of the flesh.

So, the stars say love at first sight and drunken hook-ups! I wonder if there are any J2 stories like that...

And for funsies, Sam (Taurus) and Dean (Aquarius):

These two were both born under a fixed sign, giving them in common a certain Fixity of purpose (you might prefer to call it obstinacy). Outside of these similarities, they're as far apart as two humans can be, and still recognize one another as being from the same planet.

[...]

This is a 4-10 Sun Sign Pattern, which means that compatibilty and comprehension between these two is achieved only with effort- and is rewarded with that good feeling of having accomplished something worthwhile, when it is finally achieved.

[...]

If these two work through a harmonious Sun-Moon-Ascendent relationship between their birth charts, they'll eventually begin to speak the same language, and be able to communicate. Even without the help from a favorable Luminary and Ascendent exchange, and other such harmonious aspects in their horoscopes, they'll learn many valuable lessons from each other, and the mutual education could be fun and firecrackers as well as mentally and emotionally stimulating- causing their souls to stretch.

With a square or opposition between their mutual Luminaries and Ascendents, these two Sun Signs may have to learn to protect themselves in the clinches. The bulls will balk at the airy nonchalance of the Aquarians, who may seem to be looking down and patronizing them from up there in the clouds. The Water Bearers will need a firm grip to keep from slipping over the wobbly line between Genius and Insanity when the earthy Taureans make them feel like they're pulling the dead weight of the Bull's disapproval behind them on their trips to outer space.

Comments

[kriari.livejournal.com]

UR2 BEING CONTRARY. FIE! FIE UNTO YOU!

Aside from that, this is both very interesting and strangely accurate.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

HEY, I GAVE YOU ASTROLOGIES FOR TOPPY!MISHA AND SUBMISSIVE!JENSEN!

As astrology so often is! *grins*

[kriari.livejournal.com]

SOMETIMES I CAN WEAR MOCKY!PANTS TOO!!!

Indeed.

Sidenote: Is there really any other way for them to fit if not Toppy!Misha and Submissive!Jensen? And now I'm thinking of an indignant bass again. And am writing about, of all things, laundry. I'm going to have some effed up dreams, yo.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, the same way a fortune cookie is.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Really? You really thought that was necessary? SIGH

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

This stuff is like CRACK for me. Fascinating! wtf! Okay I'll do more! Ah haha.

Astrology is crazy because on one hand, lulz numbers and stuff meeeeeen things, but on the other, wait just a minute, that actually works and is more than generally applicable.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

THE FIRST HIT IS FREE! Linda Goodman's Sun Signs is a good book to check out if you want to learn more. The language is somewhat antiquated, but the gist of the information is still pretty relevant.

The thing with astrology is that I find it to be good wrt descriptive things, but not really predictive. I've started to be able to tell some peoples signs by their personalities (Libra, Pisces, & Sagittarius mostly). It's kinda trippy, really.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

OMG SO NICE YOU ARE. I can never fully commit to learning all about it, but every time I encounter some that's more in depth than newspaper horoscopes I'm unaccountably fascinated. :P

I never take it wholecloth or as fortune telling either, but yeah, I can defts see where it'd be a great descriptive/dynamic/situation tool. Oooh ok then what am I? *covers userinfo*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Here, then (http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal). If you know your time of birth and where, you can do your birth chart, which is interesting if nothing else. *grins*

Ha! Too late, I already checked. You're a Taurus, which means you are VERY VERY STUBBORN.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

A friend once went thru the whole shenanigans of birth charting for me. And it was interesting. Still didn't change what I did for dinner or whatever. ;D

I AM NEVER STUBBORN. NEVAR.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Ha! Well, it wouldn't, really.

Pfft. I live with a Taurus, I know. Taurus is the toddler of the zodiac. Stubborn like a stubborn thing!

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

:D And, yes.

Yeah okay, sure.

am not.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

♥

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

DRU, NO. OH GOD, NO!

It's table knocking and phrenology. Good god!

(H, you knew how I'd react, sry. I'll get you an extra nice bday present.)

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

(Uh huh. Sure, sure. You're lucky I love you.)

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Ah haha, calm down. I just said I find it fascinating. I find phrenology and cult worship and belief that aliens built all of our ancient structures fascinating too

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

...I want someone to make a cartoon now (a la Spongebob) of a crab and a fish walking around hand-in-hand.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! YES! With Jensen and Jared's heads pastede on? (yay!)

[rhythmsextion]

Huh. Interesting! Especially the one for Jared and Jensen. Hrmmmm.

Also, I just realized that Sam and Dean have the same astrology signs as my PARENTS. And the description... doesn't really fit them at all, I don't think. (Doesn't fit my parents, I mean.) I wonder what that means. Maybe one of them is lying about their birthdays!

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I really never would have guessed Cancer for Jared, but it makes sense with their getting along so well and all!

Well, that description is a general one. Gender does factor in, as well as other influences in their respective charts. Plus, I just picked out the points most applicable to Sam and Dean, so, y'know. *grins*

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

WHOA Sam/Dean is scarily accurate O.O

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? *sighs* I do enjoy the astrologies.

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Um. I might have done full charts and synastry readings for both Jared and Jensen and Sam and Dean. But you can't prove anything. (Until I manage to get the Js actual birth times confirmed, because otherwise, it isn't "accurate"!)

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Um, that would be kind of awesome. Yes! If only we had their birth times! *shakes fist*

I'm going to make up stories and say that Sam's ascendent is Aries with a Gemini moon.

Dean has an insanely strong Virgo ascendent with his moon in Sagittarius. I have decided these to be truefacts.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Astrology is so dumb. It's like praying to a rock.

That said, I happen to be Aquarius, as is Moriah. Dean isn't nearly crazy enough to be one.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

So's your face!

I know your an Aquarius. And that, at least is true. AHAHAHAh. You guys are crazy.

Sam is totally a Taurus, though.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

I BET YOU CANNOT GUESS WHAT I AM. AND NO PEEKING AT USERINFO, CHEAT.

I remember reading an astrology book once that combined the Eastern and Western Zodiac, and it was interesting in that after applying the Eastern Zodiac, too, a lot of things I always thought were slightly inaccurate from the Western Zodiac made more sense, like how even within certain signs there were distinctive "types." Plus, how your name affects your personality a bit. (For example, it is doubtful Eugene Honeysuckle is a Viking warrior or that Perdita Gray is a stripper.)

IDK, this stuff makes me giggle. Who DOESN'T like reading about themselves?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

OKAY I GUESSED FIRE SIGN AND THEN I LOOKED. DOES THAT COUNT?

Ooh, that sounds relevant to my interests!

Who DOESN'T like reading about themselves?

I mean RIGHT? Of course, that's a pretty typical Aries reaction, so... *grins*

This icon is ironic!

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

PFFFFFT, like you had to even GUESS fire sign. I PRACTICALLY BROADCAST.

It's a very interesting book! I went digging and found it: it's called "The New Astrology" (aren't they all?) by Suzanne White. I am an Aries TIGER which makes me energetic, slightly callow, and boyishly charming. Also "a swell combination of the holy and the profane." TEE HEE. WHAT'S UR SIGN?

Actually, if you ever get to Florida, there is a crazy place you MUST go to called Cassadaga. It is in the middle of nowhere and it is FULL OF PSYCHICS AND ASTROLOGERS. Ahaha, seriously, it is NUTS. I went to get a ~psychic reading~ and the woman looked at my palm for three seconds (granted, I feel she had an unfair advantage because I bounded in and went PSYCHIC ME, PLZ, MYSTIC LADY! Can I get my own turban or something? Ooo, I like these shiny crystals! :D) and she said, "Oh, you are a terrible puppy. You nibble fingers and pee on the rug and chew the shoes and then you look up with big eyes and say, 'Love me!' and still they do because you are a wiggling puppy." I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED THAT. *WIGGLES*

Although I think if I actually peed on someone's rug, they would perhaps hit me with a newspaper and not find me charming at all.

WHATEVER, I AM TOTES A-TYPICAL. (MY FAVORITE COLOR IS RED, BTW.)

Omgggg, you should do PSYKIK REEDINGS or summat at wincon. :D? They might have to be SEEKRET PSYKIK REEDINGS so Kassie does not catch wind.)

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! True. Do you know your rising sign? Have you read any of Linda Goodman's astrology stuffs?

AWESOME!!! I will check it out! I am a Aries MONKEY!

Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line and only laugh when you're good and ready. If confronted by a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order.

I like!!

THIS SOUNDS FANTASTIC!! I want psychics to tell me how adorable I am!!

SURE, SURE, A-TYPICAL. My favorite color is also red. *eyebrow raise*

OMGGGGGGGGG, THAT'D BE SO MUCH FUN. We can totally keep it on the dl. I'm sure some fangirl knows how to do tarot readings at least...

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

No, I have no idea how to even CALCULATE that. Funny that you should mention it though, because some lady just yesterday checked out a book on discovering your birth chart & etc. SYNCHRONICITY, I call that. It sounds fancier than coincidence and less retarded than serendipity.

LOOOOOL, this book basically says you are a TALKER TALKER TALKER ("bright and garrulous" to start) and AWESOMELY SUCCESSFUL at whatever you choose to apply yourself to and you must watch out for EXCESSIVE SUPERSTITION because people born under that sign "tend to be drawn to the mystical." :D :D :D Also, you have the "second sight" ability to totes read people 'cause nuthin' fools the MONKHAY.

SURELY there is! SURELY! We could call it Astrol-OMG!

Also: ARIES TWIN WONDER POWERS ACT---OOOOO SHINY!

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Well, if you know your time of birth (and location), you can go here (http://astro.cafeastrology.com/) and have it calculated for you!!

AHAHAAA YES!! I enjoy this book already for clearly recognizing how COMPLETELY AWESOME I AM! \o/

Best. Idea. EVER!!

FORM OF: Endearingly narcissistic egomaniacs!

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Iiiiiinteresting. I do, in fact, know when and where I was born! (Under a rock. Three human cycles ago; 17 lunary rotations on my native Zxlrnix 5.) Yeah, that thing makes no sense to me. BUT THAT'S OKAY. I'LL SAVE IT SO YOU CAN DECIPHER IT FOR ME AT WINCON. I think it says my ascending is Libra, but that... doesn't seem much like me! Now the Mars in Sagittarius thing about starting stuff enthusiastically and never following through... okay, that sounds like me. D:

It's a pretty flattering book. Not totally flattering, but not CRAZY like "The Darkside Zodiac." XD (Which is hilarious - Aries, you "blunder through the world like Tigger gone rogue." AHAHAHA.)

YES YES WE MUST MAKE IT SO. And also TOTALLY PRINT your Fandom Sunscreen thing. And - and - I just did a kids' programming workshop for libraries and one of the ideas was ARTIST TRADING CARDS and omg I wanna do fandom trading cards! SO BADLY.