SPN 5x02 - Episode Reaction

[errant_jane]

AGAIN I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SUPERNATURAL!!!!

WTF DEAN WHY DO YOU KEEP BREAKING UP WITH SAM WTFWTFWTF?!?!

Is it possible that Ellen is even more badass? I would have said "no" if you'd asked me before, but ELLEN IS SO FUCKING BADASS!!!

Ha!! Sam and Dean being hidden from Castiel!!! We were just talking about that!!.

Also? HAHAAHAAAAAAA!!! I really kind of fucking loved Castiel's smackdown of Dean. Dean deserved it TBQH. YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH EVERYONE AND EXPECT THEM TO BE NICE TO YOU DEAN!! NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO "STILL BE FRIENDS".

Dean's amulet that wee!Sammy gave him is a God!detector? OH SHOW!!! IFLUSM!!!!

Okay, most pornographic point in the episode: When Sam shoves Dean. Y/Y? HOLY SHIT SO FUCKING HOT!!!

War is played by that guy. He was in Life, too. That guy is fucking awesome at being the smarmy bad guy.

When Sam was stabbing the kids in the store, I was all, "WOT? Isn't that Ruby's knife?" OIC WHAT YOU DID THERE, SHOW!!! UR SO CLEVER!!!

HOLY SHIT, U GUYZ, DEAN DID NOT GO AFTER SAM IMMEDIATELY WTF? DEAN YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART SO MUCH!!! FURTHERMORE, YOU ARE BREAKING YOUR OWN HEART MORE YOU GIGANTIC NERD, WTF?

Dear Sam,

Really, with the gigantic liquid eyes. You are breaking my heart into a million bitty pieces.

ILU, BB!!
~EJ

OMG SAM DID NOT GET A FIGHT OUT OF DEAN!!!! MY HEART!!! KRIPKE YOU ARE THE MOST SADISTIC BASTARD EVER AND IF I DIDN'T TRUST YOU TO MAKE IT BETTER I WOULD BE FORMULATING A PLAN TO HUNT YOU DOWN RIGHT THIS MOMENT!!!!

EPIC FLAIL U GUYZ!!! I HAD TO LAUGH AND LAUGH AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE IF I START TO CRY I MIGHT NEVER STOP.

Sorry about the caps abuse. When Show stops sucker-punching me every week, I might be able to be a little more rational.

WTF DEAN FOR REALS!!!

*coughs* Sorry...

Again, something more coherent tomorrow, I'm sure.

Comments

[kriari.livejournal.com]

I am on the same page! And completely UNABLE OF COHERENCY!

JUST *SOB*

DEEEEAN! WTMFW DUDE?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

DEAN IS TRYING TO BE BRAVE! HE'S JUST DOING IT IN A VERY STUPID WAY!!!

[kriari.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I WANT TO SMACK HIM IN HIS PRETTY FACE!

THOUGH I AM EXCITED THAT HE IS BECOMING MORE OF HIS OWN MAN.

I AM NOT EXCITED THAT HE APPARENTLY NEEDS TO BE KIND OF A DOUCHE TO DO IT.


Also. I lose the spec war. *pout*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

HE IS GOING ABOUT IT ENTIRELY WRONG. YOU ARE WRONG IRL DEAN!!!

This is why I don't spec. *nods*

[kriari.livejournal.com]

WELL...HE'S ACTUALLY JUST GOING ABOUT IT IN THE DEAN WAY. WHICH HAPPENS TO BE SUBJECTIVELY WRONG, BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RIGHT ANY OTHER WAY IMHO.

It wasn't so much spec as wishful thinking. That the handprint was, IDK, something more than just a resurrection scar.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

YOU SEEM TO BE CONFUSING POST-EPISODE SPAZ WITH META TIEMS. WE ARE NOT YET AT THE THINKING PORTION OF OUR EVENING!!

Castiel is into some kinky shit, perhaps.

[kriari.livejournal.com]

SO SRY. SPAZZES OUT LIEK WHOA INSTEAD. DEEEEEAN! WHYYYY? HOW COULD YOU LET SAMMY-PANTS WALK AWAY FROM YOOOOU?

AT LEAST YOU HAD THE PRESENCE OF MIND TO OWN UP TO YOUR DOUCHEBAGGERY ENOUGH TO OFFER HIM THE IMPALA.

Though, IDK if I like that or not. It's like saying, "I want to break up with you, but here you can keep the promise ring and letterman sweater so you will always, always, always have to think about me."

ON SECOND THOUGHT THAT'S SLIGHTLY DOUCHEY TOO! GO SAM FOR TURNING IT DOWN.

Well, he has been around since the invention of sin. If anyone were to understand kink...alright I am treading that thin red line between reaction and an ass-over-elbows tumble into pr0n.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY KIND OF DOUCHEY!!! OH, DEAN!! YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF, BB.

Well, yourself, Sam, all of us.

WTF? FUCK YOU, DEAN!! WHY MUST YOU HURT US ALL???

[kriari.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE HE CAN POSSIBLY DO TO HIMSELF THAT WOULD HURT MORE?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Castiel is into some kinky shit, perhaps.

Kind of by accident, possibly.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

He really does need to stop posting on the Craigslist before he is permanently scarred.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

before he is permanently scarred.

Possibly literally.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Cas needs a net nanny.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

WHY DID WAR LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE RAHM EMANUEL

MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING AWESOME

OH LIFE YOU ARE SO FULL OF QUESTIONS

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

WE NEARLY ALMOST COMMENTED ON EACH OTHERS POSTS AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN!!

WAR WAS AWESOME. FULL STOP.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY!! JUST LOTS OF FLAILY PUNCTUATION!!! !!!@##X.A***

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I AM SRSLY FUCKING PSYCHED TO SEE WHAT PESTILENCE, FAMINE, & DEATH ARE LIKE.

dammit, there was a big bang last year with the 4 horsemen, IIRC. it was pretty damn awesome too. hrm.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

YES!! I WANT THEM TO SHOW UP FULL OF LOLZ TO FUCK WITH SAMANDDEAN AND THEN BE SO FUCKING BADASS WHEN THEY ALL HOOK UP!!!

This story sounds relevant to my interests.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

Ok, it actually wasn't a big bang. IT IS STILL PRETTY AWESOME.

Torches Blazed (And Sacred Chants Were Praised) (http://cormallen.livejournal.com/92434.html) by cormallen

[bionic.livejournal.com]

OMG I THINK YOUR REACTION POST IS THE BEST REACTION POST EVER. 100% AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

I really kind of fucking loved Castiel's smackdown of Dean. Dean deserved it TBQH. YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH EVERYONE AND EXPECT THEM TO BE NICE TO YOU DEAN!! NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO "STILL BE FRIENDS".

LOL AND MOTHER-EFFIN' YES!

HOLY SHIT, U GUYZ, DEAN DID NOT GO AFTER SAM IMMEDIATELY WTF?

THIS. YES. I WAS ALL WAITING, "BUT WHEN IS HE GOING TO ASK 'WHERE'S SAM?'" AND THEN FINALLY - I THOUGHT THEY'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE POOR GUY D:

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! THIS SHOW MAKES ME SPASTIC!!

THIS. YES. I WAS ALL WAITING, "BUT WHEN IS HE GOING TO ASK 'WHERE'S SAM?'" AND THEN FINALLY - I THOUGHT THEY'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE POOR GUY D:

HA!! I ACTUALLY YELLED AT THE TEE VEE "ASK WHERE THE FUCK SAM IS, DEAN, WTF?" AND THEN HE ASKED AND I WAS LIKE, "DAMN STRAIGHT, BITCHFACE!!!"

[jay-jay.livejournal.com]

kripke is making the beloved show feel a little abusive. like not so bad you'd break up or tell your friends. just you know he's doing it because he's hurting and it'll pass, but man, sometimes it's hard to take this much pain, even when you know he'll make it up to you.

i can't use any caps. you used them all.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

these are true stories you tell. i know you don't mean it, bb. sure, go have a drink with your friends. i'll just be sitting here...

yeah, sry bout that. you know how it is...

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH EVERYONE AND EXPECT THEM TO BE NICE TO YOU DEAN!! NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO "STILL BE FRIENDS".

But Dean just wants them all to get along! Even when he's mad at them!

When Sam shoves Dean. Y/Y? HOLY SHIT SO FUCKING HOT!!!

YES.

also, Misha very nearly eclipsed Jensen in sheer hotness in his scene tonight. I am WAY impressed.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Too bad!! He can't have it both ways!! It would totally serve him right if Sam and Castiel hooked up.

Yeah, Misha's pretty easy on the eyes, there, when he's all FUCKING INTENSE AND HOT LIKE BURNING!!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Someone is writing a story RIGHT NOW about Sam and Castiel using each other as substitutes for Dean while Dean cries emo tears of man-pain into his whiskey all by himself.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

YES!! Maybe everyone should write that story.

Castiel: WTF? Fuck Dean for being such a bitch about God.

Sam: I really thought he'd stop me.

Castiel: Didn't we all...

Sam: Um, so. You wanna, y'know. Know each other for awhile?

Castiel: ...Sure.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dean: *puts Love Hurts on the jukebox AGAIN*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA!!! SO EMO, DEAN!!!

Hot Girl: *sidles up to Dean* Hey, baby. I bet I could turn that frown upside down.

Dean: Sorry, sister. I'm not in the mood.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dean: Sorry, sister. I'm not in the mood.

Dean: *Holy shit, did I just say that? It's like I don't even know me anymore!*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Dean: *Holy shit, did I just say that? It's like I don't even know me anymore!*

Everyone Else: INORITE? THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dear Dean:

You could really stand to get laid, already.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

P.S. If it helps any, Sam and Castiel are currently totally boffing each others brains out. Take the girl home.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Or, you know, go find Sam and Cas. (Oh, what, like you haven't considered it before.)

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaa!! Aren't you the non-Wincest one? *eyebrow*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

...if the story is told well enough I could be persuaded of anything?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I really feel like, given half a chance, SPN will get us all with its dirtiness. *grins* You saw missyjack's evidence that Kripke's a pervy perv, right?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Yes! Frankly, I'm shocked no one's put all the evidence together before now!


I really feel like, given half a chance, SPN will get us all with its dirtiness.

It's because Sam's adorableness lulls into a false sense of complacency. *nods*

[shirozora.livejournal.com]

laughed till i cried over the crack about god on a tortilla, then i almost caught a fly in the last ten minutes

DDDDD:

oh my god samanddean why

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

FOR REALS, RIGHT? *sighs* Really, I should not be surprised anymore when, at the end, there is that horribly hurty scene of emotional angst. But it still gets me. Every. Damn. Time.

Oh, show!!