Holy crap! I have been so busy and overly tired lately, FL. I think I am going to go to bed early, as I suspect that I will be up waaaay past my bedtime tomorrow night being flappy and ridiculous.
Therefore, in lieu of actualfax content, I shall leave you with a srsfax discussion
kadiel_krieger and I had via e-mail yesterday. Because you can't be working all the time, right?
Me: Why am I not still in bed? Why is today not Thursday? Why isn’t Misha here for sexy coffee tiems? If Jensen Ackles is alone in the woods and nobody is around to witness is prettiness, does he cry his single tear of emo manpain?
KK: I think Jensen might have better things to do if left to his own devices in the middle of a forest.
Me: I admit, you’ve got me curious. What sorts of things does Jensen have to keep him busy alone in the middle of the forest? Nothing seemly that I can see, that’s for sure.
KK: Well, not foraging for berries, to be sure. Perhaps getting in touch with nature? Lots of sunbathing and/or skinny dipping? And um, other things that are completely natural and therefore awesome. Which is not as unseemly as it could be. Sorry, just the idea of Jensen hiking around, dirt smudged and sweaty while breathing hard is enough to make my brain shortcircuit.
Me: I am amused that you picture Jensen being all nature-y. Because in my head, he’s standing in the middle of the forest with his hands on his hips, looking all perplexed and baffled as to how exactly he got there in the first place. The answer, of course, is Misha. With Jared’s help.
KK: I don’t imagine he’d necessarily want to be there, just that he strikes me as a ‘make the best out of a bad situation’ guy. I think he’d wander aimlessly for awhile, trying to figure out which way civilization was and then give up when he realized he was a city slicker and that at some point either Jared or Misha would have to come back and get him or face Kripke’s wrath, so why not enjoy the peace while he has it. Hence the "activities."
Me: Jensen is calm, Jensen is zen. Jensen is one with nature. Jensen is totally going to get those fuckers back in an epic and mighty way. Oh, they will rue the day they messed with the Acklesbeast. Especially since about an hour into his impromptu commune with nature, it starts to rain.
KK: This, I think, would inspire the boys to wait as long as humanly possible to come and get him. This at least gives him reason to strip down.
Me: They send Jim to go get him, because they know he won’t lash out at Jim. Who can be mean to Jim? NOBODY!!
I approve of wet!Jensen, though I am envisioning t-shirt and pants clinging to his body vs. stripping down. Misha’s at his place when he gets back with hot coffee and plans to warm him back up. Only Misha would have the stones to do this.
KK: Of course they would! Jim’s nice to everyone and would just call him an idjit for letting himself be wrangled unconscious into a car.
Of course Misha would have the stones. I think he would also be a fan of semi-angry make up sexytiems.
Me: Yeah, Jim’s all, “You want me to do what? Where is he?” And he just shakes his head. Poor Jim.
I think you are probably correct in this assessment.
KK: Awwww! Jim! And he would totes try to patch things up between them on the ride home and Jensen would be having none of it. He’d be all, "Remember it’s just a prank." And "Jared's lost his damn mind."
Me: He would have a towel and hot cocoa in a thermos when he picks Jensen up, and while Jensen is very very cranky, he is mildly placated by that. Jim is awesome. He lets Jensen play his music the whole way home, even. Jared and Misha owe him big time.
Therefore, in lieu of actualfax content, I shall leave you with a srsfax discussion
Me: Why am I not still in bed? Why is today not Thursday? Why isn’t Misha here for sexy coffee tiems? If Jensen Ackles is alone in the woods and nobody is around to witness is prettiness, does he cry his single tear of emo manpain?
KK: I think Jensen might have better things to do if left to his own devices in the middle of a forest.
Me: I admit, you’ve got me curious. What sorts of things does Jensen have to keep him busy alone in the middle of the forest? Nothing seemly that I can see, that’s for sure.
KK: Well, not foraging for berries, to be sure. Perhaps getting in touch with nature? Lots of sunbathing and/or skinny dipping? And um, other things that are completely natural and therefore awesome. Which is not as unseemly as it could be. Sorry, just the idea of Jensen hiking around, dirt smudged and sweaty while breathing hard is enough to make my brain shortcircuit.
Me: I am amused that you picture Jensen being all nature-y. Because in my head, he’s standing in the middle of the forest with his hands on his hips, looking all perplexed and baffled as to how exactly he got there in the first place. The answer, of course, is Misha. With Jared’s help.
KK: I don’t imagine he’d necessarily want to be there, just that he strikes me as a ‘make the best out of a bad situation’ guy. I think he’d wander aimlessly for awhile, trying to figure out which way civilization was and then give up when he realized he was a city slicker and that at some point either Jared or Misha would have to come back and get him or face Kripke’s wrath, so why not enjoy the peace while he has it. Hence the "activities."
Me: Jensen is calm, Jensen is zen. Jensen is one with nature. Jensen is totally going to get those fuckers back in an epic and mighty way. Oh, they will rue the day they messed with the Acklesbeast. Especially since about an hour into his impromptu commune with nature, it starts to rain.
KK: This, I think, would inspire the boys to wait as long as humanly possible to come and get him. This at least gives him reason to strip down.
Me: They send Jim to go get him, because they know he won’t lash out at Jim. Who can be mean to Jim? NOBODY!!
I approve of wet!Jensen, though I am envisioning t-shirt and pants clinging to his body vs. stripping down. Misha’s at his place when he gets back with hot coffee and plans to warm him back up. Only Misha would have the stones to do this.
KK: Of course they would! Jim’s nice to everyone and would just call him an idjit for letting himself be wrangled unconscious into a car.
Of course Misha would have the stones. I think he would also be a fan of semi-angry make up sexytiems.
Me: Yeah, Jim’s all, “You want me to do what? Where is he?” And he just shakes his head. Poor Jim.
I think you are probably correct in this assessment.
KK: Awwww! Jim! And he would totes try to patch things up between them on the ride home and Jensen would be having none of it. He’d be all, "Remember it’s just a prank." And "Jared's lost his damn mind."
Me: He would have a towel and hot cocoa in a thermos when he picks Jensen up, and while Jensen is very very cranky, he is mildly placated by that. Jim is awesome. He lets Jensen play his music the whole way home, even. Jared and Misha owe him big time.
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