Dear internets, I am irate...

[errant_jane]

So, I made it to Kassie's house okay last night and affectingly is here too!! And we stayed up very late chatting, as you do. Which was awesome! And then I woke up at 8:50. And then I discovered that, at some point at one of the rest stops last night someone put a HUGE FUCKING DENT in my car. My car that is not paid off yet. FML.

Dear asshole who crunched my car,

DIAF. I hate you forever.

No love,

Elizah Jane

P.S. Seriously. I hate you with an unquantifiable, fiery passion. I hope you get crabs.

***

Dear Kassie,

YOUR FACE. You know what you just did. Also, I know where you sleep.

Love,

Me

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I thought for sure you hijacked my journal and gave a blow by blow of that conversation.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Too obvious.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

This song is burning my soul.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Dear Kassie,

It's like you're trying to provoke me. Cease your shenanigans immediately. Or I will kick you under the table.

Love,
Me

P.S. Bacon-flavored gum is brilliant.

[kriari.livejournal.com]

You want I should bust some heads? I totally can. Sitting in Port Townsend waiting for the ferry. So effing excited.

*kills stupid rest area auto assailant*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Argh!!! I am filled with impotent rage.

Yay fangirl trip!! I'm glad you're having fun!

[kriari.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't want any rage babies.

So much fun! Glad you're having fun too! Y'know, save the dentage.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

I would send my rage babies forth to seek vengeance in my name.

Fangirl weekends are awesome!

[kriari.livejournal.com]

Sorry, now I have the image of a legion of diaper-bedecked, red-skinned, horned creatures smiting random fender denters.

So I chortle.

YIS!

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Dear Holly,

I love you even more now that I've met you. Please await my proposal of marriage.

Love,

Amber

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Dear Amber,

I expect this proposal to come via the internets even though you are currently less than two feet away from me. ILU too, bb.

Kisses,
Me

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

Wow. Murderous, psychotic Sam!demon rage wouldn't even begin to describe my rage if that'd happened to me. Cowardly bastards suck. *glowers*

On the other hand, *tacklesmishcookiesandlove*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Right? And every time I get in my car now, I'm all, "Rawr!!!"

Mmmm, mishacookies you say?

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

Wow. My subconscious really went out there. MISHACOOKIES FTW.