Some day they will take the internets away from me. Today is not that day.

OKAY HIA U GUYZ! I'm having a rock star weekend, which means I had to clean the house last night. Whatevs. I was gonna write gremlin!Misha for his birthday and discuss the results of my poll, but I ultimately decided that gremlin!Misha was just too absurd to contemplate. May still do poll results discussion at some point.

Anyway, I wrote this instead. JSYK, this is the story I consider less absurd than gremlin!Misha. I am not giving it a title because that would validate it in a way that should NEVER HAPPEN! (If you are looking for some Jensen/Misha porn instead, this post is relevant to your interests.)

( Misha spends his thirty-fifth birthday as a unicorn )

Yeah, I went there. It's probably lucky for y'all that I can't update or access lj from work. Though likely as not, instead of shit like this you'd get cleavage updates. "From current vantage point, boobies look fantastic. FYI!!"

I should not be held responsible for the things I am forced to come up with to entertain myself at work.