RPS REC: Being Jeffrey Beaumont (Jensen/Misha)

[errant_jane]

OH HAI GUYS!!! Okay, so today the roomie and I went to see Harry Potter, which has thrown off my whole day because I had to set my alarm to get up and I was having dreams about making out with Jensen Ackles. I believe this is the direct result of RPS, which makes RPS a very very good thing. AND HERE I HAVE A STORY THAT IS TOPICALLY RELEVANT!!!

Let me explain. No, that'll be tl;dr. Let me summarize. My friend kadiel_krieger is here because we work together and I made her watch SPN so that I would have someone to talk about it with at work and distract me from the mind-numbing soul-sucking grind of my day job. So, my criminal mastermind plan worked as evidenced by an email exchange on Friday which started with me saying:

Today’s Jensen*: Watching a movie with the boys on the couch on a Friday night, but is utterly exhausted and can’t keep his eyes open and ends up curling up in the corner and falling asleep to the sound of the movie and Jared and Misha laughing and cracking jokes.

And ending with her writing Being Jeffrey Beaumont. It is Jensen/Misha and voyeur!Jared and, um. Yeah. So, so fantastically good. And I am not just saying this because it was written to my explicit specifications. It hits buttons. I'm sayin'. FOR REALS, u guys, I had totally forgotten about my voyeur!kink until she started writing this and I was like "OMFG *flaps* YOU MUST WRITE THIS NOW!!!"

Also, I may have promised her a Misha POV companion piece. IDEFK, you guys. I am drowning in CWrps and I can't quite bring myself to care.

*We have a Jensen of the day. Clearly this is a brilliant practice that we must continue at all costs.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

having dreams about making out with Jensen Ackles. I believe this is the direct result of RPS, which makes RPS a very very good thing.

I had a dream about half-naked Jared Padalecki last night. I would say this means we hav been reading too much RPS lately, but um...with results like these why would we *stop*?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

*nods* This is what I'm saying. Oh, really, subconscious? You're going to punish me by giving me sexytimes with [*insert hot guy's name here*]? I guess I'll just have to suffer through...

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Really, it just makes me want to read MORE rps. And sleep more. Actually, this would explain why I slept until almost 11 both mornings this weekend.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Yes. My thoughts exactly. It's like a drug. The only reason I didn't sleep all day is because of HP. Even then, I was severly tempted to stay in bed, because Jensen!!

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've had a few Jensen dreams, courtesy of writers like you ;) Isn't it sad when you wake up though...?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Hee! GLAD I COULD HELP!!!

It is sad! It just makes me think, "When can I go to bed again? Oh, after I read all these stories..."

[rhythmsextion]

Okay, why don't I ever get that kind of punishment? NOT FAIR, UNIVERSE. NOT FAIR.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Clearly you are not reading enough RPS!!! I'm not saying it was kadiel_krieger's story specifically, but it was what I was reading all weekend, and her Jensen is delicious like a delicious thing.

I may be having a personal Jensen revival. I want to do dirty things to him.

[rhythmsextion]

Man, but I write RPS and I've read, like, three Big Bangs in the past two days. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG.

Maybe I just need to read your friend's fic. WHAT A CHORE.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

IDK!!! Your subconscious is capricious and cruel.

YES! Read it!!! I don't think I'm overestimating how good it is.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

FANDOM IS A PLAGUE UPON MY FRAIL AND TENUOUS SANITY. I totally dreamed about robbing banks with a nattily besuited JDM this morning, betwixt snoozebarrings. Apparently you can pack a lot of action, sexytiems, and sartorial excellence into 7 minutes of REM.

In related and far more horrifying news, I had an insanely deranged dream the other night wherein various members of 80s glam rock bands were gleefully sodomizing one another with shotguns, set to a truly ghastly 90s glam rock medley of wrongness. Yes, really.

I HAVE NO POSSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS. I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY HALLUCINOGENS SINCE AT LEAST 1997. Uh. I think.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

YOU, MY DEAR, need to start keeping a dream journal and then relating your dreams here in all their epic glory, because they are some of the most entertaining scenarios ever to grace the universe.

You could possibly skip the more graphic details of this particular dream, however. o.O

Perhaps it is your brain's evolutionary defense mechanism against being consumed in the impending Zombie apocalypse?

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Jensen Of The Day is the best thing I have EVER HEARD.

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

It is really the most glorious thing, Pet! And sometimes it results in porn.

Really, everyone should have a fellow fangirl at their workplace.