errant_jane: (JDM No Words)
[personal profile] errant_jane
I realized this evening that I was like 2200 words shy of meeting my [livejournal.com profile] getyourwordsout word count goal for the month. Now, all things considered, this is actually pretty decent. But I am stubborn and contrary, so I asked [livejournal.com profile] laulan if she had any prompts/requests for something quick and silly, and then wrote a story for her because she is awesome and helpful in every possible way and doesn't shun me when I flake out and forget to answer my emails.

The point is sometimes I write stuff to amuse my friends. This is one of those times.

Story: Hotass Jeff's Bar & Grill

From the prompt: JDM owns Jensen's favorite bar. Jensen's been coming there since he turned 21, and he and JDM have been flirting just about as long. Insert lots of Jensen crushing and ordering sexual drinks (sloe screw against the wall, etc.) till JDM finally puts him out of his misery and kisses him senseless.

In other JDM-related news, he for reals called Jared and Jensen "my boys". IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS AND IS TAUNTING US WITH HIS SEXY SEXY UNFNESS!!*

JDM counts as an actualfax legit kink now, y/y? Like I could say, "JDM is my bulletproof kink," and that would be valid (and true!). I should probably go ahead and add that as a tag, actually...

Please note: I do not think that JDM actually knows and is actively taunting us with his sexy sexy unfness. I believe he can't actually help being such an incredible hotass.

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Date: 2011-02-01 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missyjack.livejournal.com
FIC. YUM.

also well manly pelts and all that ;D

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Date: 2011-02-01 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
Manly, manly pelts!! Mmmmm, JDM!!

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Date: 2011-02-01 09:49 am (UTC)
ext_63196: (JDM-hands)
From: [identity profile] beelikej.livejournal.com
Oh, he's a legit kink alright.

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
GOOD GOOD! I'm glad we're agreed on this. Mmmmm, JDM!hands...

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Date: 2011-02-01 01:26 pm (UTC)
brynwulf: (JDM big bad wolf)
From: [personal profile] brynwulf
JDM is a TOTAL offical kink. *nodnod* Between the three of us, we make it so!

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
HE'S JUST SO UNF!!! HOW DOES HE DO IT??? Also "my boys"!!!

♥____♥ Oh, Daddy Winchester! *sigh*

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Date: 2011-02-01 03:42 pm (UTC)
rhythmsextion: ([j2] HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY)
From: [personal profile] rhythmsextion
Holly. HOLLY.

... but he said No. He had just talked to "Jensen" though and was heading off to "see my boys."

I FEEL LIKE SLOPPY SECONDS IS COMING TRUE WTF WTF WTF.

Also, fiiiiiiiiiic! I AM SO HAPPY. This is going to be my half-way point reward today. :D

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
OMGINORITE???? It's like the universe is telling you to write more! ;D

You're happiness makes me happy, so that works out quite well! ♥

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Date: 2011-02-01 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reliand.livejournal.com
Zomg! H called them his boys! UNF!!! he's trying to kill us :)

Whoo, more fic! I really need to catch up on the other stuff you have posted first.

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
RIGHT? Sneaky, sexy bastard!! Damn him and his hotness!! *grins*

:D :D :D

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Date: 2011-02-01 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodger-winslow.livejournal.com
Bulletproof kink. Yeah. I like that. Mine, too. Kevlar, baby.

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
Right? It doesn't even matter what the context is. His whole being is like kink personified. Or something. IDEK if that makes sense because he makes me that stupid! IT IS ALL JDM's FAULT, DAMMIT!!

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Date: 2011-02-02 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodger-winslow.livejournal.com
Makes perfect sense to me. Makes so much sense, in fact, that I think I'm going to get a t-shirt made that says:

Jeffrey Dean Morgan's Whole Being
is Like Kink Personified


:)

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Date: 2011-02-01 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayemeadows.livejournal.com
JDM counts as an actualfax legit kink now, y/y?

MFY.

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
*taps fingers together* Excellent...

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Date: 2011-02-02 02:38 am (UTC)
sillie: Aidan curls drawing (BigBang2009TTR)
From: [personal profile] sillie
JDM counts as an actualfax legit kink now, y/y?

Definitely.

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Date: 2011-02-03 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
HOW DOES HE EVEN EXIST? I cannot wrap my head around it!!

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Date: 2011-02-03 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radiophile.livejournal.com
JDM counts as an actualfax legit kink now, y/y?

Y


I mean is that even a question come on a;sdkfj;alsdkhg


Also, omg I cannot wait to read that fic XDDDD

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Date: 2011-02-03 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] errant-jane.livejournal.com
LOLOLOLOLOLLOL BUT HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL?

I expect a slew of "kink: JDM" type prompts on the next round of blindfold, dammit!!

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