Because sometimes we all need cuddles...

[errant_jane]

OKAY HI!! So. I don't know about you guys, but I could use a little levity right about now. And I want my levity in the form of CUDDLES!! Ergo:

The SPN CuddleCommentFic Meme

RULES (Such as they are...)

1. Leave a prompt! Any pairing! Gen is also fine, so long as there are cuddles. Put the pairing in the subject line. If it's gen, say whether it's SPN or RPF. Examples:

subject: Jared & Jensen gen, Prompt: the Js go camping and share a tent and there is accidental cuddling. Or subject: Sam/Dean, Prompt: snowstorm.

2. Check out the prompts! Write me ridiculously schmoopy cuddle stories!! If cuddles lead to porn, that is ALSO acceptable. (Does that need to be said?) If it gets too long for comments and you want to post to your journal, leave a comment with the link, please! (Put your story or link as a reply to the prompt you're filling). I'll put up a masterlist for easy navigations.

3. PIMP IT!

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Comments

Jared/Jensen RPF or Sam/Dean SPN

[egotists.livejournal.com]

Jared/Jensen or Sam/Dean - Cuddling on a long plane flight.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

IDK dude I am so tainted by fandom that all I want to request are fics where Jensen's ass is cuddling Jared's dick. :/

YES, I MEAN FICS WHEREIN JENSEN'S ASS BECOME SENTIENT AND ACTIVELY SEEKS OUT JARED'S COCK FOR SNUGGLES. idefk.

Dean+Castiel, gen

[vikki.livejournal.com]

Dean hugs Castiel for whatever reason.

DO IT.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

It starts as a twinge.

"Ow," says Jensen.

"What?" asks Jared.

Jensen tries to figure out how to say my ass hurts without Jared making a joke about gay sex. There is no way. "Nothing," he says.

Then it happens again. Jensen's ass, like--pulls.

"Jesus!" says Jensen. He flips over.

"Dude, are you having a spasm?" asks Jared. He sounds more intellectually interested than, like, concerned. Jared is an asshole. "Are you epileptic now?"

"I don't even--" Jensen feels his ass dragging him. Into Jared's lap.

"Uh," says Jared. Jensen's ass is, like, rubbing against Jared's dick. And there might be a purring noise coming from--a place Jensen does not want to consider.

"Uh," says Jensen. Jared's dick totally twitches against his ass.

"You know, most people just use a pickup line," says Jared.

Jensen does not dignify this with a response. He just kisses Jared.

Somewhere, under Jensen's pants, Jensen's now sentient ass smiled.

Let's not think about how.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

...now I can't stop thinking about how. Oh god, purring? WHAT?

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

:)

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME CHASH. Would it be more like farting? Is that what an ass-purr is?

I just.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

If you think long enough about the purring sound Jensen Ackles' ass makes, then the ass purr will also think about YOU.

Naked.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

I can't even look at that comment without bursting into horrified laughter.

I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

puuurrr puuurrr

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

... i hate you

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with that.

This Isn't the Mile High Club.

[kelleigh.livejournal.com]

It starts with a hand. Dean's left creeping over Sam's jeans. When Sam double checks, Dean is definitely still out cold.

It's a long flight from Philadelphia to Santa Fe, and the only way Dean would willingly board an aircraft (and Dean had nixed any unwilling scenarios pretty early) was knocked out on sleeping pills. Simple and brilliant. Save for one minor freak out on the jetway, Dean was loopy all during the safety demonstration, finally passing out just before their flight was cleared for take off.

There it is again. Dean's fingers - they're definitely moving. Petting, Sam's brain provides, gently over Sam's thigh. Not a catastrophe by any means, but it's weird.

Five minute later, Dean's entire hand is wrapped over Sam's thigh like it's his pillow and Dean is definitely turned away from the aisle. Leaning, it pushes Dean into Sam's space. Thank god there's only two seats on their side of the aisle or Dean's drugged up cuddling would start to be embarrassing.

Make that really embarrassing now as Dean's head falls on Sam's shoulder, the only space between them handily provided by the stupid, bulky armrest. If he drools on Sam, so help him, he's going to—

"Aw." The attendant coos, not a hair out of place in her up-do. "Doesn't he like flying?"

"Guess not," Sam grits through his teeth, wishing she'd just hand over his Coke and move along.

"Well," she chirps, "it's always nice to have someone to snuggle with if you're afraid of flying, and you look like a big teddy bear."

Teddy bear, Sam's ass. Speaking of which, that part of his anatomy is going numb, unable to move with Dean practically draped over him. But he can't chance waking Dean up. Even will the sleeping pills, sudden movement could land Sam in an even worse situation, dealing with Dean's freak outs.

Which, now that Sam thinks about it, can be sort of adorable. In a completely dorky way, of course. In the way that it would provide awesome ammunition to use against his macho big brother. Sam smirks, but it quickly droops when Dean snuffles and shifts. Shit. The next person who strolls down the aisle is going to report them for indecent...cuddling.

After a few minutes, and once Sam eventually manages to move enough so that he's more comfortable, he discovers that being a human in-flight pillow isn't all drool and snores. Dean's really warm, breath hitting Sam's neck over his shirt. So warm it's making Sam sleepy despite the torture devices they cal airplane seats. With the thrum of the engines blocking out everyone around him, Sam drifts as the plane rockets above the clouds towards the Southwest.

He'll never tell Dean how nice it is, being cuddled even unconsciously. Or how Dean's face looks different when he's so relaxes and not spazzing over potential scenarios in which their plane might crash.

Sam sighs. Yeah...this is nice. Doesn't mean he won't completely make fun of Dean later (and he manages a quick shot with his camera phone for proof), but for now Sam lets his eyes slip closed, falling asleep as they wing their way across the skies.



HOLY SCHMOOP, SAM. ♥

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

♥

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

I feel like Jensen's look of horror in that icon might also be a sign his ass is purring.

Kali & God, gen

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Kali finds God, who is still mopey and moody. She is unimpressed.

[kelleigh.livejournal.com]

First words JINX.

If Jensen's ass is smiling, mine is laughing!

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

And Misha's like, "Dude, stop farting in your sleep."

And Jensen replies, "Why are you in my bedroom in the middle of the night, listening to my ass purr - I mean what? Go away."

Jared pokes his head in and says, "Jensen, my dick is lonely. Come snuggle."

Jensen's ass just purrs louder.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

We are AWESOME.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

Misha totally doesn't leave. Misha likes to watch.

Anna & Cas, gen or het, 5x21 spoiler

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Anna visits Cas in the hospital.

(She isn't dead until we see her shadow wings, okay.)

[rhythmsextion]

AHAHAHAHAHA. WHAT? OH GOD LOVE.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

Jensen is uncomfortable, but his ass don't lie and he's staring to feel it's right.

Sam/Dean

[rhythmsextion]

SNOWSTORM.

Yes, I know it's in the example, but I REALLY REALLY WANT IT.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

Jensen's ass is full of love, yes.

Also penis.