It could work...

[errant_jane]

I have had deep thoughts about S4 of SPN and where they'll take the rest of the series.

Wait, did I say deep thoughts? That's totally not what I meant.

What I was thinking was, Where do you go from the Apocalypse? How does that end? These are more abstract ponderings than anything else. I find Show much more enjoyable if I don't try and guess where they're going. But I was thinking, if Sam and Dean save the world- what comes next? Okay, really, what I was thinking was, what would be the most ridiculous, fan-servicey post-apocalyptic ending they could come up with?

Here's my idea:

Sam: *sits up in bed*

Dean: *stirs next to him* What’s up, man?

Sam: I had the craziest dream. We were brothers and—

Dean: Brothers?

Sam: Yeah, and we, like, hunted ghosts and vampires and stuff. And then we kind of started and ended the Apocalypse.

Dean: The Apocalypse?

Sam: Yeah. And Cas was there. As an angel.

Dean: Cas? My ex Cas?

Sam: Yeah.

Dean: As an angel?

Sam: Yeah.

Dean: Dude, you’ve got to get over your jealousy issues. Also, no more ethinc foods before bed for you.

Sam: I’m not— Whatever. Shut up. It was disturbing. You were, like, this smarmy womanizer and I was...

Dean: You were what?

Sam: I may have been the anti-Christ at some point? I don’t know, I don’t remember all the details.

Dean: *rubs a hand over his face* Do we need to talk about this?

Sam: No. No, I’m fine. It was just.

Dean: Disturbing.

Sam: Yeah.

Dean: We were really brothers?

Sam: *sighs* Really.

Dean: That’s some kinky shit, there, Sammy. Were we still, y’know...

Sam: What? NO! *pause* Although.

Dean: Although?

Sam: There may have been stories about us on the internet.

Dean: Let me amend my previous statement. No more ethinic foods, True Blood and LJ for you before bedtime.

Sam: Thanks. I feel much better now.

Dean: *slings an arm around him and pulls him back down on the bed* Well, if it's comfort you're looking for.

Sam: That's more like it.

Jared/Jensen action we've all been waiting for: *happens*

THE END!!!

Really, they should just hire me to write for the show.

Dear Kripke,

This idea is totes yours to use. Okay, okay, I understand that you might not want to end the actualfax series this way, so I will accept this as a DVD extras alternative ending. No thanks necessary.

Love,
Me

I should really be kept busy at work so that shit like this doesn't happen.

Comments

[rhythmsextion]

Ahahahaha. Is there a petition I can sign somewhere to make this happen?

[thevinegarworks.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE.

Except Cas should totally not be his "ex." They should just all live so happy together in a bungalow and have beautiful threesomes um dinners every night. Yeah.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You know, as far as TV shows that end up all being dreams, this would be WAY better than, say, the series finale of Dallas. Just sayin'.

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. :D

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Maybe we should start one? Or tell Misha at let him do all the work...

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I like it in theory. I just don't know how believable that'd be. Really, we must consider plausibility. *nods solemnly*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

This is what I'm saying! Hey, it could work!

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Thank you!

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

OMFG YES! :D Hysterical!

(And even, see, if it was this, then suddenly I'd be much less squicked by the Sam/Dean fic!)

I wonder if I have enough money in my account to bribe them into this as a DVD extra? *checks* *has rent money, grocery money, and several flattened coins from those tourist stops* *wonders if she can convince Kripke that the flattened coins are somehow extraspecialcoins*

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Really, I think all we need to do is get the idea to Misha. He'd be delighted enough to take care of the rest. It seems like the sort of thing that would appeal to his impish little heart.

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

I assume Misha has a 'please send your crazed fanmail here, I'll have some intern sort it out' email address, right?

[errant-jane.livejournal.com]

Sounds reasonable. But, then, it's Misha. You could have said, "I assume Misha has a Batcave where he takes Jensen sometimes and makes him dress up like Robin" and I would think, "Yeah, I can see that..."

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

Because Misha knows that BATMAN is always awesome in a hysterical sort of way :)